Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Snow day

According to Drudge, it snows, thus global warming is fake. Also:
  • There was no talking in Buster Keaton's movies. Therefore, he was a mute.
  • My house caught on fire today. Therefore, my house will catch on fire tomorrow.
  • A group of Muslims attacked the United States. Therefore, all Muslims are dangerous.
  • I can't see evolution happen. Therefore, evolution is not real.
  • Socrates was mortal. All monkeys are mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a monkey.
  • One time, a gay man was promiscuous. Therefore, all gay men are promiscuous.
  • Nelly Furtado sang a song called "Promiscuous." Therefore, she is gay.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh and we must have stricter regulations to battle climate change, "big Oil" fights this because they dont want regulations as it will decrease their profits. As a small business I can afford these regulations therefore said regulatins will benefit small business. Har Har Har. Working for da man!!!

JayT. said...

Very funny. I mean you Charlie, not so sure about Anonymous.

Charlie Green said...

Yeah, Jay, I'm still trying to make sense of that one, too. (No offense, anon.)