- There was no talking in Buster Keaton's movies. Therefore, he was a mute.
- My house caught on fire today. Therefore, my house will catch on fire tomorrow.
- A group of Muslims attacked the United States. Therefore, all Muslims are dangerous.
- I can't see evolution happen. Therefore, evolution is not real.
- Socrates was mortal. All monkeys are mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a monkey.
- One time, a gay man was promiscuous. Therefore, all gay men are promiscuous.
- Nelly Furtado sang a song called "Promiscuous." Therefore, she is gay.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
According to Drudge, it snows, thus global warming is fake. Also: