Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Snow day

According to Drudge, it snows, thus global warming is fake. Also:
  • There was no talking in Buster Keaton's movies. Therefore, he was a mute.
  • My house caught on fire today. Therefore, my house will catch on fire tomorrow.
  • A group of Muslims attacked the United States. Therefore, all Muslims are dangerous.
  • I can't see evolution happen. Therefore, evolution is not real.
  • Socrates was mortal. All monkeys are mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a monkey.
  • One time, a gay man was promiscuous. Therefore, all gay men are promiscuous.
  • Nelly Furtado sang a song called "Promiscuous." Therefore, she is gay.


Anonymous said...

Oh and we must have stricter regulations to battle climate change, "big Oil" fights this because they dont want regulations as it will decrease their profits. As a small business I can afford these regulations therefore said regulatins will benefit small business. Har Har Har. Working for da man!!!

JayT. said...

Very funny. I mean you Charlie, not so sure about Anonymous.

Charlie Green said...

Yeah, Jay, I'm still trying to make sense of that one, too. (No offense, anon.)